Foregoing the Proffered Delights

For some reason South Kensington tube station entrance seems to have recently become a bit of a 'meat rack'. I've noticed this each time I pass through, at all times of the day or evening. Today was no exception and, sure enough, there were a couple of rent boys standing up against the wall just inside the entrance. Alas, I am on a very tight budget.

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