Fucken [sic] Legend (Apparently)
This morning I walked from my flat across Vauxhall Bridge, to my bank in Victoria, to arrange my rent payment. It was a beautiful, crisp morning and all of the puddles along the way had become sheets of ice that crunched underfoot. Fallen leaves in the gutters were frosted in white. The air felt pleasantly like burning ice in my chest and my breath drifted white in front of my face. Leaving the bank, I went into a cafe for a late breakfast. It was stuffed with tourists. A buff young Australian buck was sitting with his girlfriend, talking loudly to a young Finnish guy. “Yeah, we was fucken smashed for three fucken weeks, mate! Fucken beer, fucken whiskey, tequila, fucken shots, the lot! We were fucken legends!” His girlfriend joined in. “Fuck! We were fucken alcohol zombies for the whole fucken trip! Amazing!” The Finnish guy thought for a bit and then said, “Did you guys met Andrea when she was here...